Sunday, May 01, 2005

Whale Penis Adult Group Sex Party

If my site's going to be blocked for being “Adoruto,” I might as well give them something to block me for...

In their wisdom, the fascist IT goons in Kochi seem to have deemed all the tens of thousands of Blogspot sites around the world - including mine - “Adult” (and I thought those pony photos were so innocent...) Access seems blocked on all Kochi government computers - including of course my computer here at work. Hence the long gap between posts. But I will persevere in the face of repression and continue to upload from home.

Ok... so there was no adult group sex party (whatever the board of education may think about my site), but there was a party and there was a very large penis. At a farewell party for a teacher in Muroto last month, I whitnessed a new standard in culinary depravity when a plate of sautéed whale penis was served up, much to the delight of all the Japanese present. Concerns about eating an endangered species and dining on an animal that was probably older than me aside, there are just some parts of the body that I hope to never put in my mouth. Call me gutless. I didn’t partake.


Otherwise ghastly whale intestines pale into insignificance next to the half eaten phallus on the plate behind.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I for one commend the Kochi Prefectural Boe's decision to give your site an adult rating. It is without a doubt one of the most obscene and offensive blogs I have seen of late. The fascination with ponies, including one such piece in which pictures of ponies are interspersed with scenes of young people clearly behaving in a derrogatory fashion, is beyond my comprehension. The latest entry regarding Whale anatomy is more offensive still, especially as I am rather partial to this fine delicacy myself.
Rgds,
C.Hunt